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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:


*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.


2 days ago

# friendzone# feminism

micdotcom:

India replaces the Ice Bucket Challenge with the much more sustainable Rice Bucket Challenge 

After seeing the dramatic results from the Ice Bucket Challenge, Indian journalist Manju Latha Kalanidhi was compelled to start something similar, but with an Indian slant. “I felt like doing something more locally tangible. Rice is a staple here,” Kalanidhi told CNN. “We eat it every day, we can store it for months. Why not donate rice to someone who is hungry?”

It’s fairly simpleFollow micdotcom



2 days ago

# i love this whole thing going on in India# rice bucket challenge# india


2 days ago

# vince korsak# jo friday# bruce mcgill# rizzoli AND isles

thecloneclub:

cosima-wants-the-d-elphine:

I sometimes laugh because I picture Tatiana Maslany standing up with that fire behind her eyes, delivering a venemous line as she stares ferociously at a tennis ball.

This woman gets paid to talk to a tennis ball. On a stick.

image



2 days ago

# lmao# Tatiana Maslany# Orphan Black

Unpopular opinion: I like Jack.


2 days ago

# adding to the unpopularity# tho there's a chance he'll be out of her life soon too# (so that tptb can give their favorite frankie rizzoli another shot)# the fact that Maura 'ignores' her work when he's around will probably be associated with how he doesn't like her work# seriously when has randi writers done anything beyond cliches# Maura Isles# jack armstrong# but he makes her happy and that makes me extremely happy :)# he might be too forced of a character but he isn't an asshole and he respects her# unlike someone who thinks he should forcibly kiss Maura to 'check' how he feels about it!!!!# rizzoli AND isles# s5

angieharmon:

Rizzoli & Isles - 5x12 - Burden of Proof sneak peek



2 days ago

# rizzoli AND isles# 5x12# Maura Isles# Sasha Alexander# jane rizzoli# Angie Harmon# jack armstrong# enver gjokaj# okay I just don't get this pattern of Maura ignoring her phone calls coz Jack is around# where the fuck did this shit come from?# who thought a character like Maura Isles would EVER EVEN do shit like that?# I'm happy tho that a man gets to do the walk of shame for a change# I'm happy that they're finally writing a man who makes a woman happy# not the other way round# promo

'Who I am'. Queen of the dead. The daughter of monsters. The darkness extended as deep as the blood in her veins.— Tess Gerritsen, Last to Die
'Who I am'. Queen of the dead. The daughter of monsters. The darkness extended as deep as the blood in her veins.
— Tess Gerritsen, Last to Die


2 days ago

# maura isles# sasha alexander# tess gerritsen# randi books# rizzoli AND isles# forever crying for what could have been
"
When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.

-

Sally Kempton

I feel this is very important.

(via yourenotsylviaplath)

It’s been apparent to me for a while that most men can’t really imagine “equality.”  All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted.

I cannot decide whether this shows how unimaginative they are, or shows how aware they must be of what they do in order to so deeply fear having it turned on them.

(via lepetitmortpourmoi)

"Most men can’t really imagine “equality.”  All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted."

(via misandry-mermaid)




2 days ago

# feminism

Maura Isles in 5x11, ‘If You Can’t Stand the Heat’.



2 days ago

# maura isles# sasha alexander# rizzoli AND isles# 5x11

R&I 5x11: Maura Isles in Proenza Schouler printed half-sleeve dress. (requested by @scullystardis



2 days ago

# Maura Isles# sasha alexander# rizzoli AND isles# 5x11